30 September 2010

dirty jokes.

i LOVE em.

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So... the elephant says to the camel, "Why do you have two boobs on your back?"

The camel replies, "That's a pretty stupid question coming from someone who has a dick on his face."

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XD

END.

25 September 2010

food for thought.

i really loved this random entry i found.

Gamer's Mentality

a really nice, accurate and a relatable (for me) way to describe LIFE.

do stop by and comment on that post.

thanks for looking^^
assalamualaikum.

21 September 2010

my kinda guy.

hey guys, i got tagged on Facebook and here it is!

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Just copy and paste this into your notes, delete my answers, type in your answers and post it anywhere you want!^^ You can tag your friends to do it if you want.

if you're a guy - post this as "my kind of girl"
if you're a girl - post it as "my kind of guy"
to whichever gender you prefer, really.


1. Do you need him/her to be good looking?
not really. as long as he looks cute and adorable in my eyes, it's fine.

2. Smart?
nope. as long as he can carry a conversation with me and talk to me abt things he likes with a strong passion, i'm good!

3. Preferred age?
he can be the same age as me, younger by 2-3 yrs or older by 2-3 yrs.

4. Preferred height?
don't care!

5. How about sense of humor?
MUST HAVE!! i can't stand booooooriingg people!

6. How about piercings?
em, nope.

7. Accepts you for who you are?
absolutely not. i mean, i'm not perfect and i have things abt me that are bad that i don't like either. and i strive to change that. so if i can't accept who i am, why should he? as long as he sees the good in me and tries to help me be a better person, then i'm all for it.

8. Pink hair?
if it fits him. lol. it can work. i've seen guys who pull that off just fine.

9. Mushy or no?
ergh! no. well, ok, yes. maybe. just not in public. pls?

10. Thin or fat?
i don't really mind. skinny guys are cute. but chubby guys are cute, too! but if he's thin, then woohoo! i'll force him to force me to not eat a lot. and i'll force him to eat a little bit more. then, we can be skinny together!

11. Black, Brown, Yellow or White (skin color)?
i like pale to tan guys. sorry, no chocolate for me. not racist tho. just not my preference.

12. Long hair or short hair?
long, short, shaved, half bald. i don't give a damn! go nuts! as long as the style fits him then i'll love it no matter what. (but if it doesn't fit him, i'll tell him to change it. keke^^)

13. Plastic or metal?
em, wood? lol. actually none. i don't like plastic nor metal.

14. Smells good?
absolutely. he's gotta smell GQ, baby. H-O-T!!

15. Smoker?
i'd prefer it if he didn't. but if he is, he CANNOT be one of those heavy chain smokers. if he can control it and isn't addicted to smoking, then it's cool, i guess.

16. Drinker?
nope. i want a guy who can drive me home after a night out. i don't wanna clean up his puke or have to take care of his hangover in the morning. no thanks!

17. Girl/Boy-next-door type?
NO.

18. Muscular?
yeah, totally. but no overdose. i like biceps, you don't have to have choco abs. lol. i like slim muscles. lithe and lanky boys. besides, if he looks good in a suit, then these things don't matter anyway. keke^^
(the BIGBANG boys are the range i would go for. keke^^ if he's more muscular than YB, then, no. if he's skinnier than jiyong, OMG. anorexic? no. jiyong is skinny enough already.)

19. Plays piano?
not necessary. but a definite plus if he does!

20. Plays bass and/or acoustic guitar?
see 19.

21. Plays violin?
see 19.

22. Sings very well?
see 19.

23. Vain?
keke^^ vain guys are cool as long as they're not obsessed with themselves and they know their limit and appropriate situations where they can be vain. you know.

24. With glasses?
YES YES YES! even if he doesn't, he can wear those fake glasses for me. haha. preppy boys FTW!

25. With braces?
why not? doesn't matter.

26. Shy type?
shy guys are cute. hehe^^ with that said, i like the shy type to a certain extent. generally, i like confident guys who have their shy moments. too adorable! the key is moderation.

27. Rebel or good boy/girl?
rebel. all the way.

28. Active or passive?
ACTIVE! but he can be chill once in a while.

29. Tight or bomb?
i don't get this question. 0.o but to my own interpretation, i'd say both.

30. Singer or dancer?
both. hehe^^

31. Stunner?
definitely! bitches be jealous cuz i got a fine ass GQBAMF on my arms. haha!

32. Hiphop?
yep. but he needs to like other things too.

33. Earrings?
no.

34. Mr/Ms. count-my-ex-girlfriends-until-you-drop?
it's fine. as long as he's not a player. what? having a lot of ex-gfs doesn't mean he's a player.

35. Dimples?
aww~ cute. but it doesn't matter.

36. Bookworm?
that's nice. as long as he's not an annoying know-it-all. ugh. hate those types.

37. Mr/Ms. love letter?
yeah. sure. just a little bit. nothing fancy, alright?

38. Playful?
yes.

39. Flirt?
NO! not even with me. ew. it's just a turn off. i like straight forward guys. being flirty is a waste of time and ultra cheesy. nope. no way.

40. Poem writer?
ding ding ding~!!!! i love poetry. and in music, they're called lyricists. (jiyong!)

41. Serious?
no. SRSBZNS guys are kinda annoying.

42. Campus crush?
i don't prefer it. but it's ok i guess.

43. Painter?
YES! absolutely.

44. Religious?
yep.

45. Someone who likes to tease people?
fun! just as long as it isn't insensitive. teasing can hurt real bad and if he doesn't know his words might hurt me, then we got a problem there.

46. Computer games geek? Or internet freak?
BOOOOOOOTTTTHHHHHH~!!!!!!! BOTH BOTH BOTH! but computer games geek more. actually, i just love gamers. be it computer games or consoles. gamers are HOT!

47. Speaks 20 languages?
yea! totally.

48. Loyal or faithful?
faithful. because if he's faithful then the loyalty will come with it.

49. Good kisser?
yes. he should be.

50. Loves children?
yes. haha^^ because i don't like kids. i mean, i LOVE kids... until they start to pull their ugly tantrums out. then, i'd shove the kid to him and he can handle them. lol. okay, that sounds mean. i'm sure my perspective would be changed if the kid was mine, so... yes. answer is yes. lol.

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THE END!^^ thanks for visiting.
assalamualaikum.

10 September 2010

to all my readers! (if i even have any. lol XD keke.)

HAPPY EID MUBARAK!
hope you can forgive me if i have ever offended any of you personally or whatever wrongs i have done. i'm sorry. may you have a blessed celebration.

assalamualaikum^^

JENPOO! NOOOOOOO~!!!! TT^TT

OMG, JENPOO. IS. GONE!!!

damn.

.... i mourn.

08 September 2010

NEW EVOLUTION


has anyone guessed yet what i'm gonna talk about today?? hehehe^^


(pssst! HANNA, colour background poster ney da mcm colour selendang awak jea. keke^^)

IT's 2NE1~!!!!!
NOLJA!!!


keke^^ sorry, but i just LOVE them a lot! OMG! i just love love loooove them. heheh.

alrightey! now for some introduction!

these girls are the brainchild of a certain mr.genius that fans alike, fondly call, Papa YG. or boringly, his real name, Yang HyunSuk. keke. anyways, YG owns a recording company called YG Entertainment and houses many amazing artists under his label. YG followers call these artists, YG Family and that includes the fans as well. oh yes!! 우리는 YG Family!!!

so, through years of searching and grooming, he formed 2NE1!! they debuted a year ago in a CF (commercial film) for the LG Lollipop mobile phone as a featured artist with none other than....

BIG BANG!!!!!
woohoo~!!!

they are amazingly multi-talented and are one of the fiercest girls in KPOP to date! their funky fashion and distinctly, fresh urban club style music broke the trend in kpop and garnered interests from general audiences and media all over asia. their influence in kpop became so strong in such a short time, they soon were dubbed the "hurricane rookies" based on their explosive performances and unbeatable charisma on stage, winning them awards on music shows for topping music charts within only a short time after their debut.

later in the year of their debut, they won 3 major awards at one of south korea's biggest music award shows. the awards are for Best New Female Artist of the Year, Best Music Video of the Year, and one of the three biggest awards of the ceremony, the Song of the Year award!

pretty awesome for rookies, no?? BUT! their achievements don't stop there! their debut mini-album was the 3rd highest selling album last year with 100,000+ copies beating out a formidable force that goes by the name of, SNSD, and ranked below only GDragon (my baby boo *3*) and the super seniors, Super Junior. (lol!XD)

AMAZING sisters are AMAZING!

now let me introduce the super awesome members of the group.

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Lee Chae Rin
A.K.A
CL (Ciel)

The Baddest Female

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Park Bomi
A.K.A
Bom

The Gorgeous Songstress

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Sandara Park
A.K.A
Dara

The Fresh Harmony

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Gong MinJi
A.K.A
Minzy

The Feisty Dancer

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and there we have it! the talented 2NE1 sisters!^^ woohoo!!

now, just how good is their music, really??

well, to me, their music is AWESOME!! but it really depends on your personal preference in music. if you would ask me to accurately describe their sound, i would say, they have a very mixed style of urban club hip hop fusion. there are lots of electro beats to their songs, which some might find too much and some might just love it. but whatever it is, they rock at what they do.

that being said, they are also a very versatile group. they aren't afraid to venture outside of their music zone and try different styles of music. whithin a year of their debut alone, they have tried genres of ballad, slow r&b and even reggae. and they did good! of course, i might be a little bit biased by saying that, but regardless, they aint too shabby. in fact, they were deemed good enough by YG himself to go into solo and duo acts only half a year after debuting. imagine that! not to mention, all solo/duo projects also became big hits with the kpop fan masses and were well received by the general public. not too shabby indeed, eh?

well, are you curious now?? good! here's a playlist of some their songs to get you an idea of what they sound like.


like it? no? let me know what you think. hehe^^

finally! i have nothing more to share with you guys about my lovely girls. hope you enjoyed my intro page about them. if not, TT^TT

jkjk!XD

anyways, for more info about their activities and their whereabouts or just about the girls specifically, please visit the 2NE1 SOOMPI THREAD!!^^

or... if you're a fan of them already!! (woohooo!) please feel free to join their international forum at;

(there used to be another international forum called YGSecret but they have since merged with YGLadies. so...yea! big family just got bigger!!)

that's it! thanks for visiting guys!
assalamualaikum.

the KPOP stereotype

ok, honestly speaking, i'm fucking tired of malaysian people stereotyping KPOP fans as shallow. I'M NOT SHALLOW lah, you jerks! srsly malaysians think [KPOP = SUJU = pretty boys] ....pffft!! while i think that SUJU isn't bad and i LOVE them alot, they're not the epitome of KPOP. far from it actually. cheh. and their good looks have nothing to do with why i love them. and even if i do admire their looks, what's it to you? i don't owe you anything. sengal ke apa?

normally i wouldn't be so pissed. but something happened the other day that i just cannot seem to let it go. it's srsly pissing me off.

ok, last sunday, me and my buddies went for buka puasa at JUSCO near my house. so after buka puasa, we went shopping a bit. one of them bought a rice cooker and the other wanted to buy a steamer. lol. so anyways, after walking around, i wanted to buy mobile credits for my phone, so i stopped by the maxis centre and then for the last stop, i went to the 'mynews.com' store to possibly buy a few things.

and so i was browsing through a few magazines and eventually ended up checking out the latest issue of epop and YG. they're chinese magazines that happens to have a lot of KPOP news. of course, i didn't understand a word i was reading (i wish i could) but pictures are always nice to look at right? especially if they're pictures of my favorite 어빠들 (oppadeul) no?

so, ok. i was flipping through the pages and gushing over how cute minhwan looked in that sweater and then pointed to an article abt hyungjun apologizing for the delay of his fanmeet to my friend who was also looking, when suddenly this dude -he works there- comes by and wanted to take something from the magazine stand. ok, fine. go ahead, take whatever it is you want to take. but suddenly, while he was grabbing for the stuff,

"faham ke baca tu?" he asked with a sarcastic look on his face. then i shook my head, "erm...." and i looked to my friend, she kinda just shrugged. dumbstruck, i had nothing to say of course, and then he continued, "ke.... tengok sebab handsome je?" at that question, my brows furrowed intensely and irritated, i just walked away.

that did it for me. how appalling! what the fuck do you know about KPOP anyways? don't judge something you have no knowledge of, please. makes you look, stupid and ignorant. some malaysians are always like this. pemikiran cetek. srsly annoying. i mean, what a double standard. hey, bro! as if you don't gush or drool over attractive women in magazines. grrrr...!

*breathes*

if i can find one thing i hate the MOST in this world, i'd say it's ignorant people like these. grow up lah. please!

aigooo~

thanks for hearing me out guys^^
assalamualaikum.

07 September 2010

newnewnew!!!

NEW LAYOUTTTT~!!! chose minty green this time^^ hmmm... never thought i'd actually like the color. but it looks nice. >_<

waaa~ my head's spinning. layout coding is coooomplicaaaatedddd!!! keke^^ but super interesting. grr~ i wish i knew coding and CSS and shit. someone needs to teach me some basics.

thanks for dropping by guys!
assalamualaikum!